Monthly Archives: June 2008

This is why I love the internet

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Go. Go there. Trust me.

Do you like politics? Do you like people who take their clothes off for you? Could you imagine a possibly better way to learn about politics and news than by being rewarded with people who take their clothes off for you? This is, apparently, the logic behind “Sexy Politics,” a new application on myspace that rewards your correct answers to political questions with a (real, but not live) person taking off their clothes for you. It’s bizarre, potentially blasphemous, but the best part? The tagline: “Educating the Masses with Asses.”

No, this isn’t an ad. I just thought it was hilarious when I saw it. Also, sad.

Note: I look forward to the traffic that comes from sexuality-related tags to this post.


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We Welcome Barack Hussein Obama to Kantankerations

Just kidding- Barack Obama isn’t really being interviewed on this blog. That would be awesome, though, right?

Instead, I have some shocking news. You know that yet-unreleased, allegedly terrible video of Michelle Obama on a racist rant that was going to destroy the Obama campaign and rocket McCain to the while house? Well, lucky you, blog readers, we have it here. You are the first to see it, ever:

Source: Wonkette

Shocking! I, for one, am voting for Ralph Nader.

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Bill O’Reilly on a Roll- Strange Happenings in Conservative Blowhardism

Bill O’Reilly defends gay marriage? Welcome to the right correct side of history:

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This of course happens just a few weeks after Chris Matthews of MSNBC ripped into conservative talk show asshole Kevin James when he compared Barack Obama’s Israel-Palestine policies to Neville Chamberlain’s “appeasement” of Hitler during WWII. Only one problem, of course (other than the obvious fact that the analogy is misleading, false, and uninformed): Kevin James doesn’t know what Chamberlain actually did to appease Hitler. Once Matthews realizes this, things get ugly… by which I mean awesome.

So, what does this all mean? Are conservatives re-finding the hearts (and minds) they lost during the Reagan era? Dare to dream…

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