Just kidding- Barack Obama isn’t really being interviewed on this blog. That would be awesome, though, right?
Instead, I have some shocking news. You know that yet-unreleased, allegedly terrible video of Michelle Obama on a racist rant that was going to destroy the Obama campaign and rocket McCain to the while house? Well, lucky you, blog readers, we have it here. You are the first to see it, ever:
Shocking! I, for one, am voting for Ralph Nader.